Living in a Thirsty Place

Lake Travis

No place for a boat!

I moved to north Texas just over four years ago. They tell me we are in a severe drought. I can only assume this is true because it began the year I arrived. This is my fifth summer in the land of dry. I drink a lot of water here.

I remember my husband planning a drainage system when he built a new garage in 2011. It didn’t make any sense to me because I never saw any run-off. I listened, though, because he has lived here half his life.

The cities have water restrictions based on how many feet the lakes drop from their normal levels. We can only sprinkle grass on certain days but they encourage us to water our houses several times a week. That is, the foundations need water. They crack anyway, as we discovered when we shopped for a new house to buy.

It rains now and then but it is never enough for the thirsty ground. The water soaks into the dry clay, seeps into the deep cracks and gets sucked up by thirsty trees. There is no run-off to fill the lakes.

After four years, going on five, some creatures have no knowledge of how to cope with water falling out of the sky. When it does rain, drivers forget to slow down, people forget to take umbrellas. Children don’t know much about the dangers of lightning or that mud is slick. Bewildered young animals don’t know where to find cover.

Mr. Tom was born during the rainy season last year but I suppose his mother had some shelter. By the time he started wandering around on his own in June, the rain was over. This spring when we had some substantial rainfall, he yowled at the back door, which was funny because we never let him indoors. He finally figured out a cushion on the shelf of our patio kitchen cart was the best a cat could do, curled up and slept until it was over.

Our little koi pond filled up but it is already down about six inches. The flowers bloomed but now they’re dormant again. In our short spring of about two weeks, my hair frizzed from the damp. Now it frizzes from the hot and humid Gulf wind.

The grass grew so quickly, we’ve had to mow three times in four weeks. I think that’s just about over and we can put the lawn mower away until October.

Moving here from the rainy Ouachita Mountains, Texas seems a dry and thirsty place. I’ve only been here four years, though. Maybe I’m like the young cat, assuming things and not planning for the gully washer that’s coming.

I have to listen to long-time residents and assume they know what they’re talking about. They say it really does rain something fierce in north Texas. I wonder how much it will take to quench the thirst.

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Buying Water

KoipondThere is a koi pond in our new backyard; we didn’t ask for it and it wasn’t what we were looking for. We are in the process of deciding if it is a boon or a curse.

A pond is sort of like a swimming pool; it doesn’t add to the value of a property unless it is appreciated by the buyers. How many people would pay extra for a shallow, high-maintenance goldfish pond full of lilies and cattails?

A shallow pond has to have a pump in it to stay pretty. This one pumps a small stream of water to the top of a little rock waterfall. It fills a bathtub-size pool of water, splashes down into a larger one and then finally back into the pond. The effect is amazingly natural, soothing and impressive.

We have too many reeds in our waterscape. They are preventing the water from circulating as well as it should for a pretty effect, clear water and a healthy environment for the fish. The green algae builds up on one end and there is mud on the bottom from decomposing vegetation and fish yuck.

I watched a YouTube video about how to clean a koi pond. Theirs was only about half as big as ours but two experienced ladies cleaned it in a day. I thought perhaps I could do it with a helper, a small pump, a shop vav and some barrels for the Japanese carp.

Because after refilling the pool several times we suspected we might have a leak, I called a pond man out to look at the situation. He said our pump line is too small for good circulation but he could put in a second pump at the far end. We could take a Caribbean cruise for the price he quoted to clean it but it would be done in a few hours. He also thinks we have a leak but he’s confident he can fix it. It is included in the cruise booking.

“Fill it up again,” he advised, “and measure the daily drop.” When it stops dropping, we will know where to start looking for holes or tears in the liner.

He calculated our pond holds between 5700 and 6000 gallons of water. He gave us a chemical to neutralize the effect of chlorine and we started the garden hose.

The pond guy didn’t charge a thing for his expert opinion. The pond filled up in a mere eight hours and we were all set to measure, empty, patch, clean and refill. Then we got the water bill.
Years ago I had a 24-foot above-ground swimming pool. I remembered it doubled our water bill when we cleaned and filled it each summer. I thought I was prepared.

Our monthly statement said instead of our usual 5000 gallons we metered an extra 9424.8 gallons! What really hurt was that after the first 800 cubic feet, the city charges much more per CCF. I guess we climbed into the industrial usage category to supply filtered, chlorinated drinking water for our goldfish who don’t want or need it. The city also charged extra for sewage treatment of water that we didn’t flush. As it leaks out of the pond, it is watering the cypress tree.

I really feel bad now, not only for our pocketbook, but because we’re “wasting” all this water in the midst of a four-year, record-breaking drought.

I am wondering if we really want a koi pond, wondering what it would cost to replace it with a little 10’ round splash pool and fountain, wondering if the cypress would survive without it. I am also dreaming about that Caribbean cruise.

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Loving Orange

ImageWe just moved into a house built in 1980. Our old house was built in 1978. Though there is a great disparity in the size and perhaps the quality, there are many similarities in style.

One small diversity in color scheme has made a great difference in our transition from one home to the other. The new house is orange.

I don’t like orange, as decorating colors go. It is my least favorite color of 2014. It simply shouts 1970s to me! (Think Fiesta® ware and lava lamps.)

I tried to convince myself it was not really so. Yes, the freestanding fireplace in the master bedroom is most definitely brighter than a sunset but the other oranges are not quite. I am thinking perhaps there is a heat-proof paint to fix the orange enamel on the metal firebox.

The floor tile is an old “Mexican” clay tile of tan tinted with hues of peach. The painted walls range from butternut squash to icy orange sherbet but the accent walls are covered with grass cloth of tan and sage. There is no trace of orange in the stained glass sunflowers framing the front door. The master bath is done in off white and chocolate–no orange.

The breakfast room window coverings look orange from a distance but are actually maroon and gold stripes. The counter tops are gold marbled with brown and the walls are a rich, buttery yellow.

All in all, the effect is nice. But orange. I know it’s retro and maybe it’s popular with people born in the 1980’s. I still don’t care for it.

We’ve lived here a month now, bought white blinds and chocolate blinds and tan rugs and teal accents. Things are toning down. And we’re getting used to orange.

There are other “orange” things in life beside décor. There are jobs we don’t fit and people we don’t sail with, sandpaper neighbors and life situations we must cope with every day. Sometimes we cannot get rid of them. We must simply tone them down, distract ourselves and learn to appreciate orange. Maybe one day we’ll value it enough to say we love it.

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Know the Code

“Baby, hold your ears; this may startle you.”

It was our second evening in our new home and Daniel wanted to experiment with the alarm system. He didn’t know how, we didn’t have an owner’s manual and by turning it on, he might accidentally set it off.

I prepared myself for a loud noise, he hit the start button but nothing happened. “It’s on,” he said. “So far, so good.” Then he walked away from the control panel.

“What about the motion detectors? Are they on?”

I need not have asked. He didn’t know how to deactivate them so of course they were on. When he walked into the living room, the alarms sounded all around the house. And outside.

They were loud and frightening and confusing. “Now, what!” I shouted over the din.

Which buttons to push?

Which buttons to push?

“I don’t know! The Cancel button doesn’t work!”

Daniel was headed for the garage and the electrical breaker box. By the time he had flipped every switch, to no avail, I had found the 1-800 number and had Brinks on the phone.

With that kind man’s help and understanding, we managed to find the back-up battery and the separate switch box and the code to turn the alarm off.

After ten minutes of having our nerves jangled and our ears blasted, oh what peace!

I am shaking my head still, amazed that people our age could be so silly as to turn on a whole-house alarm before we knew the code to turn it off. What were we thinking?

Daniel did it; I would have never dared. Yet, I didn’t think to say, “No! Honey, don’t push that button until we know the code!”

We are like the man in Scripture who began to build a tower without first counting the cost (Luke 14:28-30, Christian Bible).

This same principle comes into play in many areas of life. Don’t get a student loan without calculating how much interest you’ll have to pay and how many years it will take. Don’t marry a man with a family history of alcoholism unless you take into account how to help the children of your union avoid the path. Don’t build a carport on your neighbor’s fence line before you get a survey of the property.

Generally speaking, big decisions warrant long thought, much prayer and good counsel from many sources. To do otherwise, to make hasty, uninformed decisions, can cause unpleasant consequences, sometimes lasting a lifetime.

Our escapade turned out well. If the neighbors had reacted by calling the police…If Brinks had refused to help…If the code had been changed… Next time, before we push the button, we’re going to know the code!

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Garlic Breath

Dan informed me he was going to have leftover pizza for breakfast.

“Yay!” I said. “I can have pizza too and you won’t notice my garlic breath. We can be stinky together.”

Pungent foods repel my sweetheart’s kisses so I try to never indulge alone. Consequently, I’ve given up a few favorites, like Rosemary and Olive Oil Triscuits, which they could have named Garlic and Rosemary. (I wish I could remember those foods when we’re having a spat and I don’t feel like being close.)

Exuding hours-old garlic doesn’t stop just because we’ve both consumed it. My breath is bad but he is less sensitive to it, indeed, may not notice it at all.

I suppose this applies to other unpleasantries as well. If a person is drunk, for instance, among sober people, it’s rather more obvious than if he is in the company of those as inebriated as himself.

Considering something positive such as generosity or charitable acts, it is less noticed if a person is among those of like character. A charitable person would stand out among misers but blend in among his fellows of benevolence.

Human nature usually makes us want to blend in, be like others, and causes us to bow to what we call peer pressure. It’s why parents are so often concerned when they see their children keeping bad company. They would much rather see them being influenced for good: good attitude, character, work ethic, morals, or ambition.

I suppose it is why thinking minds such as Plato’s came up with the saying, “Birds of a feather flock together.”

People who consume garlic are most comfortable around those who have also partaken.

Pity the postman or Dan’s AC clients or the grocery clerk!

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Tumultuous Times

Living with one’s house up for sale means living in a state of uncertainty. Each time we run errands, eat out or go to church, we wonder if we’re going to get a text: “Showing requested from 10:00 a.m. to 11:00 a.m. Approve?”

Before we go anywhere, the bed has to be perfectly straight, sinks wiped out, undies removed from the shower curtain rod and all valuables locked up or hidden away. We have vacuumed the floor so many times, it’s a miracle there is any fiber left in the carpet.

Last week we accepted an offer to purchase. We were so relieved! Not that we were selling our house but that we didn’t have to prepare it anymore. We could relax a few days.

Then we started thinking. What will the inspector find? Will the deal go through? How much will it cost? Where will we move? Should we start collecting boxes?

We decided to wait until the inspection was over before we packed anything. That was mid-week and we’ve been on pins and needles ever since.

Now the buyers have asked for paperwork we don’t have and we’ve placed calls to contractors to see what records they can provide for us. We’ve been put off until Monday.

In an effort to diffuse the tension of uncertainty, we goofed off this weekend. We went to the movies. We took some melatonin and slept in. We ate out. Dan watered the hedges and I made bread. Monday we have commitments until 1:30, when we should find out if the required documents can be procured.

We think we have sold our house and we think we’re going to have to move within thirty days. But we don’t know. These are tumultuous times.

The preceding text was written two weeks ago. Since that time, we’ve solved a lot of problems and created new ones by shopping for a house to buy.

We’ve learned mucho real estate lingo, talked to plumbers, foundation engineers, WDI inspectors (termite guys), lawyers, Realtors, movers and insurance agents.

I guess I didn’t know what tumult was. Or uncertainty.

We found a house. The House. We told our agent we were ready to make an offer.

He would do it over the phone first, to see what the listing agent’s reaction might be. I began to pray. I wasn’t praying for him to accept the offer but I wasn’t praying for him to turn it down either.

Houses, especially old houses, have problems. One will have termites but the next one will have tree roots in the sewer or a shifting foundation. These are all common in this part of the country and simply must be expected and dealt with. It’s scary.

Our agent called to tell us there was already a contract pending on The House. Did we want to make a back up offer? Were we interested in the other houses he showed us?

My husband texted from work: “Yes, yes, yes! I don’t want any other house. This is The House.” So we put ourselves next in line to buy, should the first deal fall through.

I washed dishes while I prayed. Can life get any more uncertain? How much tumult can we endure? God, YOU decide which house and when! I reached to pick up a skillet in the sink and it was smiling at me! Water in the ceramic had beaded itself into an amazing smiley face. I smiled back; my eyes misted and I relaxed, knowing my prayer was heard and my anxiety was understood.

God's reassurance

Smiling Skillet

Life is always full of uncertainty. Sometimes we feel it more than other times but even when we think we have life all under control, upheaval is coming. We have to learn to deal with the tumult.

We got the house! There are moments when I start to panic, wondering if we made the right choice. Then I remember the smiling skillet.

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Almost Perfect

“Is everything just perfect?” asked the waitress as she breezed by. My husband nodded his congenial assent and mumbled something with his mouth full. I was still processing when the server left. I am processing still.

Lately, this expression has been making the rounds as wait staff moves from one location to another or perhaps because of something in the media. Waiters used to ask if everything was okay or say, “How is your meal?” Now it seems as if they all want my assent to perfection. They’re not likely to get it.

I looked down at my plate, then up at my husband. “It’s good,” I said, “but it’s not perfect.”

Perhaps I grew up with a misconception of the definition of perfect.** I thought it meant absolutely flawless. When someone asks for perfection, I look for the flaws.

A perfectly smooth lawn has no dandelions in it and was recently trimmed with a newly sharpened blade. A perfect car finish has no scratches, dents or bumps and reflects light at every angle. If there is even one flaw, it is now only almost perfect to me.

Being a reader of the King James Bible, I can also apply the archaic meaning of “mature.” We are admonished to behave in a perfect way, as in “act your age” or don’t quibble like children. A perfect Christian is not without flaw but his behavior is without reproach. He is mature. I don’t want a mature meal.

On this earth, I’m not sure if anything is absolutely perfect. Even a perfect diamond has flaws, albeit invisible without magnification.

If I’m trying to create perfection, I do the best I can and then look for defects, mistakes, omissions. If I’m writing, I look for superfluous words that distract from the point and things that could be misunderstood. If I’m creating something of utmost import, I may go back through it multiple times, clarifying and cutting and revising. It is never perfect.

The waitress’s query was intended as an invitation to ask for adjustments: condiments, refills and the like. I took it as an opportunity for critique. Though I didn’t say, I made mental note the sauce was a tad saltier than needed and the napkins were not good quality. Not that I’m especially picky, but she did ask if it was perfect.

**http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/perfect

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Shades of Gray

Prism shows all the colors in a white light

Prism shows all the colors in a white light

We have in our living room two recliners upholstered in a distinctive shade of gray leather. They are most definitely gray but border on green and blend perfectly well with a multi-colored floral sofa of sage, rose, teal, gray-blue and cream.

Trying to find fabric for matching throw pillows has been a trick and made me think of my sister’s insistence our brother’s old gray Chevy was green.

There truly are many shades of gray. When I worked in an architectural office, I learned about warm and cool gray mortars. The warm ones, generally, are shaded with brown. The cool ones are shaded blue. I think our green-shaded gray chairs are also on the cool side.

We were taught in science that white is the presence of all colors and black is the total absence of color. In art class, we discovered a mixture of all colors created a dark, muddy mess of ugly gray. This seems like a contradiction.

In fact, the color white has the ability to reflect all colors from the light hitting it and black has no reflective quality. The true color is in the light, not the pigment. We see this in a prism, which separates the colors so we can see them.

In the Hebrew and Christian scriptures, white represents righteousness, not because of the person’s ability for purity but because he or she reflects God’s goodness.

By definition, we say “that’s a gray area” when speaking of something blurry or unclear, a mixture where black and white meet. Morally, we use it as a metaphor to express an inability to declare something as right or wrong.

In reality, if we’re honest, only white reflects all light. If it isn’t pure white, it doesn’t reflect the colors of light accurately. It takes a substantial amount of black blended in to make the impurity discernible. If it’s gray enough to be called gray, it’s certainly not white anymore.

If I may express an opinion here, the book title, Fifty Shades of Grey, by definition, tells me the words inside are something not capable of reflecting God’s pure light. I may be curious enough to read about it but I am not tempted to read the book. I have trouble enough already.

I’m not really sure about our gray recliners being warm or cool or whether they’re best paired with blue or green, pink or cream. But I am completely convinced they are not white.

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Israeli Traffic Lights

A man on our tour bus asked his wife if she had noticed the traffic lights in Jerusalem flashed yellow before they turned green.

traffic light

Red with flashing yellow means it’s almost green

“What?” she asked. “I think it’s your imagination,” and then, “Only you would notice something like that.”

She was wrong, as evidenced by the lively discussion to follow among fellow travelers. It was not his imagination and most of us liked the idea of having a heads-up to precede a green light.

It would save a lot of horn honking, we decided. No more missed lights, less driver irritation and more timely traffic flow were among the benefits we postulated.

As Americans, I think we were just a little surprised to recognize the Israelis were ahead of us in this innovation, simply because they seem to be preoccupied with more important things like staying alive, defending their borders and growing food in the desert.

We might do well to realize all sorts of innovative thought is taking place in the world. What a novel idea: America is not always on the cutting edge.

I grew up thinking Our Great Nation was always on the side of right; she was going to win; her politicians told the truth (as opposed to the Soviets who couldn’t be trusted); her press reported the whole truth and nothing but; we were smart; we were blessed and God was on our side.

In today’s world, we have to acknowledge our kids are fat; they’re no longer the sharpest knives in the drawer; our politicians are as oily as politicians everywhere; our press is biased; we have terrible weather disasters and there is no longer any particular reason God should be on our side.

This is sad. It’s sort of like having to admit we are middle-aged, gray and saggy, our memories are no longer so keen and we made a C on our history test. It is an inconvenient truth.

I could work myself into a funk, thinking like this. I could be labeled a “whiney britches” by people in the rural South. I might even lose hope for the future.

Or I could live in denial, insisting our nation is still the greatest on earth, God-ordained to save the world. I could even put forth the hypothesis all those negative reports are lies from the Liberal media.

I will elect, instead, to accept the awkward new reality and do the best I can with it.

If we see innovation or truth in other countries, if they have discovered a better way, what’s so bad about emulating their way? I mean if a lady in my Bible study group has found a new way to peel boiled eggs, why would I not try it?

Maybe California’s engineers need to study in Israeli schools to learn about water conservation and efficient use of solar power. America’s military commanders might learn a few things about tactical deployment and how to do more with less. From people growing bananas in the desert, our farmers could surely learn about organic methods and irrigation.

Maybe the Scottish Highlanders could teach us the benefits of raising sheep. Who knows what we could learn from the Chinese and the Germans? Confounded, new-fangled traffic lights!

Traffic Rules in Israel

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Stuck in a Loop

Some days, certain types of projects can make a person feel like a hamster going ‘round on a wheel. I experienced this when trying to contact my internet service provider about a mistake on my bill.

The phone number on the invoice got me a computer. Punching the appropriate numbers got me a human who said I was at the wrong department. She transferred my call to a fellow in New York who couldn’t help me because I’m in Texas. His transfer got me back to the computer. Punching in numbers got me the wrong department again. I am a very patient person. However, after two of these fruitless loops, I decided to take a 24-hour break.

The next day, reaching step #2 and determined to not go through the loop again, I raised my voice and put some stone in it. “Do not transfer me to New York! I talked to him twice yesterday and he can’t help me because I’m in Texas. I need to talk to the Southwest district office.” That resulted in a transfer to a lady in the Connecticut office, who also could not help me. She transferred the call back to the computer.

After two days of this exasperating exercise, my husband encouraged me to stop wasting time. He said they’d probably only give me a ten-dollar credit anyway. I almost listened.

Instead, in a last-ditch effort, I used an Internet search engine to find an email contact for the company. I found it on a website called GetHuman.com*. Tired and exasperated, I wrote to tell the CEO I was “stuck in a loop” and got a very quick response. His office was so apologetic they cancelled my entire debt for the month. I was so relieved and happy, I felt like dancing. Maybe I did.

Being stuck in a loop for such a long time and then finding an easy fix made me think about how many times I’ve given up before finding a solution.

How many times have we heard, “You can’t fight city hall,” “You can’t win with big business” or “Don’t argue with the IRS”?

hamster_eating_strawberry

Some loops yield a strawberry

One thing is certain—a person doesn’t get off the wheel of frustration by resigning herself to running around. Resignation and acceptance may bring temporary relief of the stress but it is not a solution. Sometimes one has to jump off and take a nap. Sometimes she must kick and scream and threaten to bite.

Once in a great while, this patient but persistent hamster is rewarded with a strawberry.

*A good website to bookmark: http://gethuman.com

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